Family Practice Residency- Our journey together for 3 years (06/2007-06/2010)

Family Practice Residency- Our journey together for 3 years (06/2007-06/2010)
First Day of Intern Year (2007)

2nd half of Intern year (2008)

1st half of 2nd Year (2008)

End of 2nd Year, June 2009

Beginning of 3rd Year, October 2009

Monday, April 14, 2008

STD awareness

Alright, here goes nothin' all you disease spreadin' sickos.

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
sorry, but I've got Herpes,
worse yet, so do you.

The good news is,
you're not alone in this endeavor.
The bad news is,
I'm afraid Herpes are forever.

Nedella, Brent .



“Syphilis is patient; syphilis can make you blind and no one envies you.Gonorrhea is never wanted, nor expected, nor easily explained;never selfish, quick to take offense.There is no infidelity SDT's cannot trace;there is no limit to its spread,its smell, and endurance.In a sigh, there are three lettersthat last forever: H, I, and V;but the condom conquers all .”

Muminovic

STD, STD
How I hate thee
You sit down there rotting
a reminder of nights gone loose,
Sex drugs and rock and roll,
Its the American Way.
Vague memories of condoms
gone ascew bathe the brain cells still standing.

Doc says don't worry, we've got shots for that,
Just bend over and it will be over so fast
But her niceness soon fades as the alphabet
spews forth..
Have you not heard?? HIV, HSV, HPV and PID
are but a few, with lifelong consequence for you
and your brood.

So keep it covered, no matter the cost,
your future and your partners will
be more grateful than you'll ever know.


Shore...R1---

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