You're Awesome???

So, here we are at the corporate orientation (by the way I don't feel more oriental so I don't think it worked, what about you guys?) and it was the most boring orientation I have ever been to. Worst of all at the begining of the day the lady randomly handed out these "you are awesome" cards and made us believe that they were of some value. Throughout the day we collected more cards for participating in activities and we were speculating what we would get for our cards....candy, a t-shirt, treasure...etc. So the long anticipated end of the day comes and she says "And now I will reveal what your awesome cards are for." At this point compared with the rest of the day I am so excited I nearly crapped my pants......"They are your personal thankyou cards, you can give them to anyone who gives you a wow experience". WHAT!!?!?!? That blows, do you think you can give me some "You blow" cards too cause you just earned one. She pulled the rug out from under me, treated me like a kindergartener. Left a reward dangling out there all day to pull some of that warm and fuzzy crap. As I left for the day I gave her one of my coveted awesome cards and said as sarcastically as I could muster, "Wow, great job!". Ebidta....what the %@#$ is that?